Full part: When my parents heard I lost my job, they paid my landlord $1000 to evict me and laughed that sleeping outside would teach me, but one call later, they were the ones panicking…

Full part: When my parents heard I lost my job, they paid my landlord 00 to evict me and laughed that sleeping outside would teach me, but one call later, they were the ones panicking…

Three minutes later, Dad called. He was yelling so loudly the speaker crackled.
“What did you do?”
They had no idea who I had called.
Not a friend.